Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

Sometimes it feels like it would be much easier if things were the way they were before people gave a shit about me

If someone sends you a "what would it be like to date me" meme question, like, personally rather than broadcast... That's weird, right?

Wait, you use catamorphisms on mu types. How did I not see the pun potential until now?

Banana brackets with kitty ears

Q: what do you get if you multiply six by nine?
A: .......n-..nice...

if I was a bat, what flavour would I be?

trying to learn slap guitar and I think I'm getting a blister on my thumb, ha

Noticed I was running low on one of my meds so booked an appointment. They didn't have any appointments soon enough, got "did you not think to get an appointment sooner" from the receptionist. Which is Not Helpful.

Finally got an appointment and an assurance she'd try to get me a short-term prescription in the meantime. Hung up phone, then realised the appointment clashes with my assessment for counselling. Don't really want to call back and talk to that person.

Fuck this life.

Part of me wants to make and sell synths under the name "trans sister instruments"

Apparently this is a "Saharan sun". I'm in the middle of England.

There is a crack in the sky...
https://witches.town/media/LHlMxj3ruEdxvMVZsys

This town should swallow me whole and I will simply fade from memory

I should kill myself. Nobody would miss me.

I think I am just bad

Eternal frustration of the writer's mind

Today's mood is "someone build me a hidey hole plz"

Next conference I should wear some t shirts with anti-capitalist slogans

And now, a bird from our sponsors.

*opens suitcase, revealing a terrified pigeon that flies around the room in panic*

Probably a bad sign when I get tempted to write IWW slogans on all the corporate recruitment literature