Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

i wanna talk to cool people but i'm fairly certain talking to me is definitionally uncool

what if i was cat

glances side to side

"psst, follow me"

fictiondepression would be more accurate :p

life as a trans woman has less random sex than fictionmania led me to believe

shitposting on birdsite about trans stuff and then Future of the Left's Future Child Embarrassment Matrix comes on

"HER COCK IS SO HARD / HER AIM IS TRUE / I HEAR THAT WHEN SHE COMES / SHE COMES ENOUGH FOR TWO"

this is why i use earphones, huh

i thought about maybe exploring the possibility of saying hi to a cool person and now i'm having a panic attack

I'm too world for this gay

FUCK expense forms, most stressful thing in my life I swear

unsurprisingly, trying to write songs about feeling like an angsty teen come out like songs written by an angsty teen

i wish i was one of the pretty trans girls with dozens of gfs rather than one of the ugly ones

Watch the faithful of the Vatican fight against hordes of object-oriented programming enthusiasts in "Objective: See"

my life is an ellipsis, nothing more

what if i just drank until i stopped breathing

I wish I could be the person I want to be, the one who can protect all those who need protecting. I can't even protect myself.

Maybe that's why it's so important to me.

Wait I guess the dark web is spiders

Watching a thing on tv about "dark bees"

Is this like the dark web

Meow. Mew. Mereow?

Seize the means of [REDACTION]