Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

Prefigurative politics is like the Blue Peter approach to revolution. You need a stateless society? Here's one we made earlier.

(there is but the government doesn't want you to know)

I'm gonna build a house from paper maché, sorrow and lustful sweat.

I am supposed to be asleep so I can wake up fresh for my psych appointment tomorrow, which is probably why I'm restlessly listening to mashups.

I'm mad as hell but I'm probably gonna take it some more!

I'm gonna built a tower to the bottom of the sea.

Did You Know?: The Englishman, taxonomic name anglus anglus, is a land-dwelling species of fish that originated on the shores of Britain. Today it can be found throughout the world, consuming almost all natural resources and decimating fish stocks.

Did You Know?: That! Right there! You hear it? It's the sound of one hand clapping.

Did You Know?: There is always an even number of ice cubes in the world.

Did You Know?: Embarrassment is the most delicious emotion, but it must be prepared carefully. It may sound counterintuitive, but I find steaming it in the microwave keeps the flavour in while making the flesh tender enough to melt in the mouth. Give it a try!

Did You Know?: My favourite book used to be your diary. Now it's your calendar.

Did You Know?: You're the one that I want. (Ooh ooh ooh)

Did You Know?: Most gorillas are addicted to gambling. However, most guerrillas abstain from games of chance on principle.

Did You Know?: The secret ingredient used to be love, but since the Great Love Shortage of Aught Six it has been replaced by a mixture of spelt flour and sodium citrate.

Did You Know?: There's a small spider that lives in Parliament Square, and she's best mates with Larry the Chief Mouser at Number 10 Downing Street.

Did You Know?: That girl who sat behind you in maths back in Year 8 (you know the one) will one day go to a sell-out concert headlined by a band you have yet to form. You will not recognise each other.

Did You Know?: God is actually a twenty-three year-old Indian woman from Yorkshire. She's actually rather embarrassed about it.

Did You Know?: Precisely six hundred and forty two thousand one hundred and eight angels can dance on the head of a pin. But only one at a time.

a lot of TV makes me feel nihilistic these days