Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

I'm selfie https://witches.town/media/iaTRyaAflkNeaoCdi-k

So I had a haircut https://witches.town/media/aROSuDl_UCvzhhw8uO4

I wonder if there are any good spells for deciding what happens next in my story

help me i'm human.

I'd like to thank Facebook for reminding me that one year ago today I submitted my PhD thesis and began my gradual descent into insanity.

I sure hope the blue fairy will grant my wish and make me a real punk

I am very much out of it today.

Not in it, definitely out. Far far far out.

So out of it that I am not sure what it actually is or how to get in.

Blar.

I wrote a song. It's kind of sarcastic and bitter.

People keep overthinking my jokes like it's bird site or something

Tfw you're not sure if you don't feel like a woman or you don't feel like a person

I know it sounds like a shit misogo joke but listening to woman's hour literally sent me into ideation

Whenever people meme on "war never changes" I get confused because in MGS4 Snake says "war has changed".

So I just arranged 5 of my songs into a song cycle and I think the reason I can do this is also the reason I like them so much. Each song relates to a particular aspect of the queer/trans/LGBT/gay* experience, with the first four effectively charting four stages of life and the final song being about someone who wields their privilege in a way that's ultimately unfaithful to the experiences in the first four songs. This could be quite a nice EP if I ever got around to making decent recordings.

* Damn I wish I had a word for this that didn't feel compromised. Maybe I'll bring back "friends of dorothy" or something.

Use, every, comma, but Oxford.

Inquiring minds want to know.

What these minds want to know is immaterial, intangible and ineffable, but the fact remains that they want to know.

Will you let them know?

help me the second letter of our writing system has deserted me

I was sort of on the fence about jinxing this but "body butter for bears" was too good not to share

If we have gendered products for men and women, why not have them for more specific genders and gender-like categories as well?

Like: "Soda for tomboys!" "Incense for femme-of-centre androgynes!" "Body butter for bears!"

this project is shit because i am shit if it weren't shit then i'd have the guts to show it to someone other than the one person guaranteed to say it's good

i feel sad :(