Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

in before I ſtart to write all of my toots in Linear B

by which I mean, I æm ſeriouſly here for obſcure orþography mæſtodon

I am seriously *here* for obscure orthography mastodon

@A_Staccato_Semibreve it's a pig snort

@A_Staccato_Semibreve oh nice did the brainhack actually work? :D

for all the linguistics nerds: nasal ingressive voiceless velar trill

intrusive thoughts coming in both kinds today, country AND western ^W^W^W paranoid AND self-loathing

Tired: fatty-gay
Wired: cab-lay

You Can't Stop Rock And Roll

Today I saw a backpack with stars on it and thought, "that bag must provide a lot of space"

ok so my brain just rewrote "gridlock" to "girldick", wtf

TIL masto is filled with horny postmodernists?

deconstruct me, babe

oh nice, there is now a crack in my laptop screen as well as one in my phone screen

now all i need is a crack in my tv and i'll get the grand prize

@grime_witch i really wanna try nattou, it sounds like exactly the kind of nobody-normal-would-like-this thing i'd enjoy

Just got scared half out of my skin by a supermarket assistant very quietly coming up behind me to inform me the machine I was using is card payment only.

Like, I already read the sign, but thanks for getting my heart rate up I guess. Saves me some aerobic exercise.

First workface of the yearface

https://witches.town/media/E9v3s9IrCv3I9JpUYT4