Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

@bea what if the battery is sentient tho

@bea no don't put it there that's how mimics are made

Wait is the joke with "2k17" that it saves literally zero characters how am I only just realising this

@woozle gend me shake me any way you want me

The original gend

I'm usually OK with cold, dunno what's going on with me this year. :(

It's just after midnight and I'm already dreading the walk to work tomorrow. :S

If someone could dig a nice warm tunnel from my bedroom to my workplace I'd be super grateful.

"When it comes to keeping her legs warm, she's less about the sheer tights and more about the sheer bloody-minded stubbornness."

@flitterbatflutterbat his vorpal Zord went snicker-snack

Ever think about how the phrase "gundam wing" sounds like it'd fit right into Jabberwocky?

Poetry, prose and a purposeful person's perpetual praxis for prognostication

@croxus next time you hide some, draw up a treasure map

I wonder how many people who use the slogan "Don't mourn, organise!" realise it was first used in the context of someone dying.

Not gay as in happy but queer as in existential terror

Maybe my trans punk band should be called "Wolbachia"

@woozle Boats can also double as floating homes, and we have canals in the UK. Just throwing that out there.

@woozle sounds like a small-scale revolution. I approve :)

@woozle oh?

Love, won't you take my hand into your own
And sit me down upon your bended knee?
Please whisper in my ears with soothing tone
And spin a tale of trans girls living free
A tale of women burning down the towers
Women masters of the highest arts
A fairytale to while away the hours
Sacred girls who know their secret hearts
And let me lose myself completely
For such stories are a precious rarity
Then kiss good-night and gently shut the door
And let me dream without austerity
For this would be my true love's greatest gift
To let me think that such worlds could exist