Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

My love, sit me upon your bended knee
And spin a tale of trans girls living free

wait i think i have basically been having one long panic attack all day

feel like i've pushed away everyone who likes me and i can't do anything right

or maybe dulcia mammarum

titty skittles = mammae dulces?

Just had my Wii taken away as punishment. Talk about un-Nintended consequences.

Getting tempted to write a Christmas song. To be fair, it won't be very happy.

@Concerned_Catgirl I am bidden to follow the instructions of a computerised rogerian psychoanalyst

@Concerned_Catgirl dragonball zz top?

I'm gonna design open-source matches.

I'm gonna call them FOSS-for-us.

@devurandom just a cold. "just"

I am ill :(

Ok I know my kitchen is a mess but I did /not/ expect to find a friggin /tree branch/ in there.

Yet another gig where "Doors" is listed in the schedule but nobody even *tries* to play "Light My Fire"

If a girl lets you sit on her lap while she does things to you does that make her a "lap top"?

I'm every coulomb! (It's all in me...)

*zap*

How the heck is there no relationship between Charlie Chalk and Chuck E. Cheese?

@meena @bea so it's making tranquillisers?

@bea have you considered: cozy coffee

Wrap each bean in an individual blanket and snuggle them up to sleep.

Tfw you see a tla and ur like wtf