Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

- Houston, the eagle has landed.
- ...Houston, come in. Can eagles breathe on the moon?
- ...
- Houston, we have a problem.

I wonder what it's like to recognise the references normal people make

@grainloom like they were talking about Enid Blyton

Last night I was on the tram listening to two women talk about how kids shows are all happy-happy-joy-joy these days and I'm thinking "you obviously haven't heard of Steven Universe"

@woozle Meet hot singles in YOUR record shop!

Part of me wants to compile a book of trans songs. Anyone want me to transcribe their music?

I have been writing some of my songs up as sheet music recently. Because open culture or something.

wait ecuador just means "equator", wow that's lazy

What an utterly shit day

If John Belushi married the woman from Legally Blonde would they be Jake and Elle Woods-Blues?

the water heater in my flat has been hissing for a while even when turned off, now it is hissing even louder and there is water on the surface by it and i am panicking argh

@Concerned_Catgirl a huge, ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the top of the Ecuador flag?

@woozle yeah, fuck the capitalist education system tbh :(

(Maybe I should write my songs out in sheet music seeing as I dunno when I'll manage to record them)

oh yay my uni wants £3k from me for being disabled

I appear to have levelled up my songwriting. I just wrote a song with.... metaphor

every time I am tired the part of me that never left my secondary school french lessons reminds me that I am "fatty-gay"

@devurandom yeah, I'd really like to do that kind of joke on a bigger Scala, but it's a right Brainfuck. Oh Coq, I'm doing it again aren't I

Q. What's the difference between an evil genius and someone with a speech impediment?
A. One Schemes, while the other LISPs.

@woozle I should have spent today at work or writing in a cafe instead of hiding in bed, probably

was thinking of doing a mini-nanowrimo thing but then november began with me being super sad