Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

@woozle I think you're a person, at least. I don't know what makes one a people.

@woozle oh wow, people read my stuff? like, people I don't ask to?

i wanna talk to cool people but i'm fairly certain talking to me is definitionally uncool

what if i was cat

@pointers ok, but you'd probably have an easier time of it if you just did it on social media

glances side to side

"psst, follow me"

fictiondepression would be more accurate :p

@bea ...that took me a moment!

life as a trans woman has less random sex than fictionmania led me to believe

shitposting on birdsite about trans stuff and then Future of the Left's Future Child Embarrassment Matrix comes on

"HER COCK IS SO HARD / HER AIM IS TRUE / I HEAR THAT WHEN SHE COMES / SHE COMES ENOUGH FOR TWO"

this is why i use earphones, huh

i thought about maybe exploring the possibility of saying hi to a cool person and now i'm having a panic attack

I'm too world for this gay

FUCK expense forms, most stressful thing in my life I swear

unsurprisingly, trying to write songs about feeling like an angsty teen come out like songs written by an angsty teen

@bea does this plan have a crowdfunding page

i wish i was one of the pretty trans girls with dozens of gfs rather than one of the ugly ones

Watch the faithful of the Vatican fight against hordes of object-oriented programming enthusiasts in "Objective: See"

@duckncover thanks...

@Angle thanks... things are hard