@woozle I kissed the void roughly, desire burning in my loins.

"We can't!" it said. "You're a programmer and I'm just an empty space of nothingness! We're from two different worlds!"

"I don't care," I told it, breath heavy. "There's an empty space in my heart, and that empty space is you. Give me one-thousandth of your oblivion and I will give you one-thousand lines of code in return."