kitsch [active at chitter.xyz] @kitsch@witches.town

have you ever just wanted to reach out your tentacles and pull someone into your lair? you know what i mean?

kitsch, who is inept

rock 'em, potentially also sock 'em, robots

peer-reviewed boob

Ma'am are you aware you are a cat?
🐈

... meow.

if someone had a villainous plan to turn everyone in the fediverse into cats then it wouldn't work since everyone is already cats

fun fact: a kitsch is one of the few species that can "catch" a yawn from a human

hellow. i have determined i have the sickness. cough, achey joints, those sortso fthings.

and i'm also kind of dazed, and that means that i don't have to take responsibility for anyting i say. that's just the rules ok

dreamed of (a 3rd person game in) a kingdom inside a giant tree. everyone in the tree is eccentric and inattentive, but amiable and skilled and reliable. the king is locked out of his throne room by an unknown usurper (while he's busy greeting the player), and so you and he travel up and down the tree recruiting people to take back the throne, and explore the tree's nonsensical floors (a city plaza during a festival, an office complex in hell, a bustling shopping mall where dragons live).

i feel -twirls around and does that disco pose with one leg out to the side and with the opposite side's pointer finger pointing upward diagonally- lousy

dreamed of small sea creatures, fish and octopi and so on, who were found in great numbers swimming outside the water. some were indifferent to humans and would brush past you in schools. some were more curious and would swim near you for hours watching you do whatever your tasks of the day were.

ok goodnight tiny tots

i need to stop sitting and sleeping with my legs folded up all the way because they really don't like it

alternatively:

open mouth
demonstrate teefth

open mouth
distribute yawn

i think what's bothering me is that 'kitsch' no longer has anywhere new to grow.
and [i might've mentioned this before?] taking it away doesn't leave me with much of anything to define myself. and without anything to make it worth trying to have myself present in the world.
which tells me i... need to... do /something/ offline, or away from here, which is what i've been needing to do anyway, and i haven't by now so i probably never will.
uh.
kitschness is natural enough, but at least this week or so, feels equally like it's a... front? something distinct, not the center.
but maybe i'm just extra fucked up in this way recently.

sit back and go bleh

kitsch, who doesn't exist outside of mastodon, discord, the image carried in other peoples' heads, and as a cognitive construct

kitsch, who is formed from and sustained by her own dreams