kitsch [active at chitter.xyz] @kitsch@witches.town

have you ever just wanted to reach out your tentacles and pull someone into your lair? you know what i mean?

hmm it's uh, not a great feeling here. tonight, in this kitsch. in part that's because i'm still not doing anything, just wasting the hours. i dunno. i feel faintly angry at something, maybe myself, maybe because i don't know what's up or what to do, i'm not sure.

credit where credit is dew 💧

thoughtful bite

i'm watching a video of Into the Breach, and it looks like a very nice game and i'd like to play it someday.
and! it kind of reminds me of the sort of thing i was hoping to do with my short-lived hexagon experiment in september.
it's nice to see something like that exists, and it's a frustrating reminder of my ineptitude.

now i have a proper excuse for being nocturnal. or something like that

"this shouldn't make too much noise," kitsch thinks to herself, and slams a cabinet door shut by accident

idk maybe i should learn to rollerskate or buy heelys or something <<
yes good idea kitsch you've definitely thought this through (sar casm)

foot/heel gliding keeps popping up in dreams now and again, though using a sail for the wind is less common. it's prettymuch the only way i can get anywhere with any real speed

oh also i think in one of my dreams today i did the thing where i have a sort of parachute out in front of me to catch the wind and somehow glide along the ground on my feet or heels with freeing speed.

have you ever sat down with your kitsch and just completely blanked on how to use it even though you've done so a hundred times before

what if there were evil versions of ingredients and foods. like evil butter. malicious bread. villainous vegetables. sinister cereal. cruel candy. petty pizza. scheming ice cream. apocalyptic pie. they're coloured red or purple and faintly glow in the dark and if you listen closely then you can hear ominous whispering or creepy laughter. they all taste terrible. i think this is a pretty good idea

kitsch legs get squooshy when sitting down

long time listener, first time calling, it's great to be here, on the internet

(pick whichever is appropriate for your needs. or imagine it as a metal gear solid conversation!)

a boob??! i would never have anticipated this!!

just as i suspected... a boob!!

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