kitsch [active at chitter.xyz] @kitsch@witches.town

I'm awake, which is usually a bad omen

bug on the keyboard, be careful when you press enter

kinda wanna fall backward into water. y'know, leeeaaann sploosh. arms out to the side if possible. seems like a good time.

sneezing boob?

i might've done that one already

hiccuping boob

*takes damage to manipulate the RNG*

but like, nice calming tuneless humming, specifically

humming

i dreamed last night, among other things, of a skittles candy that i think was called "Evaporative Skittles." it was basically small pill-shaped transparent capsules, and each one had coloured powder inside that was the flavour of a normal skittle candy, and the powder dissolved in your mouth [i assume the capsule dissolved easily too].

anyway, i added "powdery candy" to my shopping list. thanks, advertising from alternate universes invading my dreams.

i would even go so far as to say meow

aw yesss i finally slipped on icy ground and hurt myself a little. i've been waiting weeks for this. even let out a "blaugh" when i landed. heck yeah

🎆 flare for the dramatic

kitsch: NEVER obsolete™️

there's at least three ways to read that and none of them actually make sense, which is my specialty

throw yourself at the wall an' see what sticks

wow amazing! what a stupendous creature! fantastic! beautiful! it's you!!