I made a Mastodon bot (programmed in Python): @iceboxbreakfast
source code here: https://github.com/aparrish/iceboxbreakfast
@Puck all bow down to Party Dog
@Puck p. sure steampunk enthusiasts would also describe their whole deal as stemming from "a genuine sense of secrecy and possibility"; secrets and possibilities look a lot different when you're structurally on the outside
"no no no, i'm in it for the aesthetic, not the unchallenged glorification of shitty white dudes"
nerd nostalgia for the early days of the internet is basically slightly more socially acceptable steampunk
DARLING SWEETHEART
YOU ARE MY SWEET LOVE. MY INFATUATION CLINGS TO YOUR AMOROUS FELLOW FEELING. YOU ARE MY WISTFUL ADORATION, MY WINNING LITTLE LIKING. MY CRAVING LUSTS AFTER YOUR HEART.
YOURS IMPATIENTLY,
M.U.C.
lol just saw the first person on the timeline that i can't follow because i owe them an email you can run but you can't hide
my flight is taking off but there better be a damn Jenny Holzer bot on here by the time I land
something something white anime flight
@BradyDale you should talk to https://techworkerscoalition.org/
omg if i wear a stiff-brim baseball cap on the plane i can achieve TOTAL BREATHABLE PRIVACY
this feels markedly more public and vulnerable than my twitter with a couple thousand strangers following. i don't think it's just the relative size; the lack of discovery & the self-selection that follows is a big and uncomfortable deal to me
won't someone think of the mastodon creepers
@morganastra hi hi hi!
so i downloaded this furry-dating-app-looking mobile client and lolololol it's WAY too easy to accidentally follow ppl with it
discovery seems very hard here
where's baseball mastodon at
oh hello