Kel the Purple @kel@witches.town
Wingéd stoner sea-serpent from Seattle, a.k.a. @kara's funny little purple-and-green-spotted shoulder-derg. :} Endlessly curious, like to hoard shinies; Kara's familiar in her chaos magic practice; Undertale trash. 42; Xe/xer.
Discord: Kel the Purple #0350
Telegram: @Chelydros
@Metaph nuuu no kobold eating
@dragonlaurita eee, pretty scaly! :}
I tried to finish this for the new year but uhhh it didn't quite work out lmao
here it is!
#Dragons #MastoArt #Fantasy #CreativeToots #Illustration #Art
https://mastodon.art/media/hCZs4yWQ659zUMfJ0ig
@pastelbat hi smol friend! :} what's up?
seriously pal
we need that Karl Fischer titrator working tonight
I'll...shit, what can I offer right now
damn, Green's asleep, I'd ask advice
oh, I haven't finished reading the Norse mythology books I bought recently
and I'll talk about you in a broadcast soon
happy? you jerk you
We apologize for jankiness over the next few hours as our kobolds over in IT ferry all of our media over to a cloud service, where it will be guarded by cloud dragons and other fanciful cloud beasts. By adding the media to their hoard, this server will last us a bit longer!
*jumps into xer balloon to float over the fediverse, tossing out leaflets that read "Give @kara hugs, her job is hard tonight!" also xe sweetens the deal with those "Smarties" candies that are like little sour pills* ;}
*jumps into xer balloon to float over the fediverse, tossing out leaflets that read "Give @kara hugs, her job is hard tonight!" also xe sweetens the deal with those "Smarties" candies that are like little sour pills* ;}
@kara *flails wing-arms about suddenly sounding exactly like Trey Wilson* "That's your forte ain't it? Finding all them microbes left by criminals and Commies and shit? That's your whole _raison d'etre_ isn't it??"
@kara if it was it was from a silly panel *giggles*
@kara *pushes xer way immediately to the front, waving wing-arms in the air* A SIGN
Hello from the witchy side. https://witches.town/media/UbBFBU2oGltA18pVsRY https://witches.town/media/7wGIWBTU2z0qpEy69P8
wait! is it #introduction time again??
hi! I'm Kel the Purple, or just Kel :} I'm a sea-noodle-dragon! I live in the overstuffed head of @kara and I'm sort of her magickal familiar, although usually I just run around and sniff things I'm curious about, and collect shinies. *twinkles*
well I don't see any need to leave my room today
@anthracite @Metaph wow! it so is
While getting dressed I find myself pondering a video game where you are a shoulder dragon with shoulder dragon sized problems. Sure, the wizard whose shoulder you ride on has some complex world-in-peril narrative to deal with, and every now and then she makes you do some weird mission that can only be accomplished by a tiny dragon, but mostly you're concerned with lazing around the place while she does research, stealing cookies from the cabinet, chasing the local rats and birds, accumulating a shoulder dragon sized hoard of shiny things, and so on.
It would be the most relaxing thing ever.
*floats idly over the fediverse, dangling a fishing-line over the side, baited with a meme*
Eeeeeeeeee.
Turnsky drew me a thing and I love it so much.