have you considered that delicious member of the graminaceous plants, oa— *is yanked offstage by a cane and then replaced*
—rye
BRING BEFORE ME WHAT IS MINE
THE SEVEN EARS OF RYE
@chara maybe if I'd said "sorghum" instead...or "millet"
@chara @benhamill "the sorghum's as high as an elephant's eyyye..." they don't still CALL them "corn mazes" do they?
@chara @benhamill I admit I barely know it myself, except that it can make a fair substitute for molasses
@kel @chara Corn doesn't grow well in central Texas, so this time of year we have "corn" mazes that are actually sorghum mazes.