Sea Witch @katje@witches.town

Still the best use of one of these picture frames

i think banks should give you a few thousand pounds on your birthday

More and more when people talk about bitcoin or blockchain I immediately think of the Beanie Babies craze from the 90s. So I made this browser extension. https://mastodon.social/media/pD_zy8-JXIqX-LfNK_4 https://mastodon.social/media/CA3IK65UxgZjjoj6Fq4

paid parental leave for parents, paid transition leave for trans people

carmen sandiago has stolen baby shoes

Lara Croft's heart, now they're totally making out in a museum

the plums
that were in
the icebox

"sale: fenced baby shoes" -Carmen Sandiego

tired: combing your hair because you actually care about knotted hair

wired: combing to de-stress

This holiday season, buy your loved ones a bizarre Lovecraftian gift created by an algorithm: https://www.thedailybeast.com/facebooks-algorithm-hijacked-this-dollar8-billion-company-to-sell-cat-blindfolds

The general consensus seems to be:

1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.

You’re my favorite user.
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