Me, taking a bath: meticulously prepares salts and oils to make it perfect

Me, making dinner: lol I got some spam and tater tots lemme just toss these into the frier

@Vann that sounds like a great meal, just add roasted carrot, broccoli, and cauliflower mix drizzeled in oil and vinegar and spices, roasted at 420 for 1 hour (flipped at the 40 min mark). That'll balance it out!