me: (sees a giant spider of unknown species crawling around my apartment) OH SHIT ! ! ! ! 😨

me, a couple of days later at the store: oh cool there's Spider Spray...but...the...spider...on the can... is Too Real... I'm gonna cover that in tape when I get home XmX;;;

((If I know it's harmless or non poisonous species, I leave spiders alone 'cuz I hate FLIES so more))