iliana @iliana@witches.town
~ moved to @iliana ~
linux witch ∗ she/her ⚧ ∗ the cute hacker girl of your dreams ∗ gay as hell ∗ switchy ∗ “a fractal of kink” ∗ always lowercase ∗ extremely powerful
seattle ∗ [en] ∗ 26 ∗ #nobot
https://linuxwit.ch
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will CW lewd/kink
if you harass my pets I will destroy you
hi, moving to @iliana <3
bio disclosure:
“linux witch” means:
- is a witch, with a focus on linux
“linux witch” does not mean:
- that I know things about linux
- that I like linux
- that linux was ever any good
keybase proof Afficher plus
tired: saying “near the 5” as a highway number
wired: saying “near the 5” as a bus route
multi-account drifting
“extremely loud subtoots at extremely high speeds”
"now you get shitposts in real time from five feet away!"
when I agree with someone
fuck
one of these days jess or I are gonna say something and we're both going to toot it at the same time and it'll be awful
a miserable pile of regex
sometimes I have to take a step back and realize that I am literally paid to know how to feed and care for a linux distribution
@iliana I listened to all the seattle transit announcements over the instrumental for DJ shadow and Run the Jewel's Nobody Speak and um, can recommend
girls send toot
wobscale is my isp
uhhhhhhhhhh
the die in Mario Party looks like d6 but behaves like a d10 because in actuality it is a hypercube with extra dimensions beyond our own
I found jess
oh my gods
"One of the rejected names for the farecard system was "The Fare Cod", a pun on both the way locals might pronounce "Card" and the fish that was once integral to the Massachusetts economy, and also a reference to other transit cards named for ocean animals, such as London's Oyster and Hong Kong's Octopus."
I'm still giggling at myself for nailing the timing on that message to jess
happy instance admin appreciation day remember to appreciation your admins
Ok google
Is iliana weller a witch?
for your safety, please stay behind the yellow textured strip until the train comes to a complete stop