iliana @iliana@witches.town

hi, moving to @iliana <3

bio disclosure:

“linux witch” means:
- is a witch, with a focus on linux

“linux witch” does not mean:
- that I know things about linux
- that I like linux
- that linux was ever any good

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I am ilianaw on Keybase.io. https://keybase.io/ilianaw

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take the internet back 😘

I was thinking about subscribing to the NANOG list but lol it's just a bunch of angry men who don't think anybody else should be in their industry, and the people who have to be on it for their jobs

FUCK

THIS

MENTALITY

https://mailman.nanog.org/pipermail/nanog/2018-February/094340.html

oh no I'm reading the NANOG list

any name you use that isn't your legal name is your illegal name

do crimes

UNIVERSAL RESET

> INPUT REASON: MORNING TOO GRUMBLY

[grumbles incoherently]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON DECRYPTING MESSAGES! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

hmm I should see if I can find a way to write an addon that changes "Decrypting messages" to things like "Reticulating splines"

messaging decrypts

hey does anyone have opinions on an API for a DNS service?

(pls boost?)
(pls don’t explain DNS to me?)

is there a greater irony than people not knowing how to drive in the rain in seattle?

by the way, here’s today’s look

(if you look closely you can see the pager clipped to the boot on the right~)

okay I'm done being a linux engineer for today. time to go be a network engineer

sign present in women’s stalls on our new floor. have never seen these before

this is actually incredibly offensive

I think I’m gonna take these down