if someone is messaging me on wire:
my phone is across the room and my laptop is decrypting messages
mastodon culture is hanging out with another serial shitposter and just sharing other people’s toots and shitposting irl
“is that your dumb domain name?”
“no, it’s my roommate’s”
the deed is done
https://witches.town/media/4HSQiEUKnu7dw0VJ6_4
should I buy this domain [y/N]
bezoshuevos.glass
hot take Afficher plus
"I am easy to chuckle. wait that's not even a sentence"
ah yes, de_dust2, truly the 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑓-𝑑'𝑜𝑒𝑢𝑣𝑟𝑒 of pablo picasso's famed "tan period".
at vann at vann at vann at vann
you ever write a toot so bad you're forced to immediately go to sleep
good communities don’t get built
they form in spaces where they are allowed to grow
“I’m not entirely jorting”
“hey give me one of your hands”
[intense giggling]
you could use the difficulty of getting out of bed for an encription algorithm
... what
hi i'm iliana and my kink is MAKING PEOPLE DEAL WITH SOFTWARE
"why is copying and pasting so hard"
smartcards! they're great!