iliana @iliana@witches.town
~ moved to @iliana ~
linux witch ∗ she/her ⚧ ∗ the cute hacker girl of your dreams ∗ gay as hell ∗ switchy ∗ “a fractal of kink” ∗ always lowercase ∗ extremely powerful
seattle ∗ [en] ∗ 26 ∗ #nobot
https://linuxwit.ch
🔞 please be over 18 to follow
will CW lewd/kink
if you harass my pets I will destroy you
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PET MY MIND
I want to know what part of my mind thinks "ah, a bunch of new users because [event], time to shit up the introductions tag" so that I can pet it
@Vann holy fuck lena
#introductions
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I am not entirely sure of what I'm doing at any given moment and I will not give up until I find out exactly what I'm up to
Kink shitpost Afficher plus
Post Conspicuously
doesn't matter tho because you just magically owe no tax if you made less than $100,000
woohoo I filed wobscale's city taxes two months late
@catoutofbed I don't think I want to know the context for this
@hummingrain strong agree
one of jeff’s balls is purple. should I tell him to call a doctor
"neural network where the neurons are my brain."
greetings
do not meet up with anyone from Massachusetts in real life
they could very well be a medium regular ice coffee from dunkin donuts
context for this toot: this is the first time I’ve been at this starbucks in two (maybe more?) weeks but the cashier knows my name
apparently I make an impression on people
websites that require you to upload a picture of your ID, for any reason, are trash and should not exist