iliana @iliana@witches.town

djbdns is proof that you can write whatever shitty C code you want as long as you're revered in the security industry for stealing student work and you make a promise that you'll pay out for security vulnerabilities (if *you* think they're security vulnerabilities)

@Sir_Boops no

@bootsy tor hidden service

I'm reading the source for djbdns. why the fuck does anybody use this guy's code again?

if you wish to create a DNS server from scratch, you must first invent ｔｈｅ　ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ

@er1n @ashkitten this is like a 3x5 card.

@ashkitten @er1n "holds up a card with "teledildonics" written on it in small bold letters*

@Vann which means I still have to make it through work 😓

sleepy girl -_-

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

@catoutofbed okay honestly I'm surprised at how convincing that is

@catoutofbed but I wanna be snippy and irate at work tomorrowwwww

sleepy iliana

but I wanna write ruuuuuuust

@ek those last two pairings are goooooood

@bootsy I guess you are a switch 🤔

for reference, the other currently-named hosts in this network are "waffle" and "buttgram" so there's not really an existing theme.

@meff nope. our DNS servers will be moon maria, but the other hosts in this network are "waffle" and "buttgram" so

one is a 16-port 10 GbE switch and the other is a 48-port 1 GbE switch if that gives you any ideas

hey we have two new network switches that I want to give hostnames to. suggestions?