Work conversation about missing men's room keys. Solutions being brainstormed.
Cishet white man: "I'm worried about where I'm going to pee." t-shirts
Me: <blinks>
@snoot and then walked the fuck out of the room
@snoot [drop the mic /part]
@iliana /me DYING
@iliana I was thinking about something like "I think you can get those in North Carolina" but I doubt anyone would get it.
@iliana Or maybe a totally deadpan "I cannot imagine what that's like."
@iliana It's on IM. So harder. :)