✨Spirit Halloween⚧Femme✨ a changé de compte pour @ikea_femme@octodon.social :
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✨Spirit Halloween⚧Femme✨ @ikea_femme@witches.town

Pouet épinglé
Pouet épinglé

The extent of my social life is rolling my eyes in unison with retail employees after they get jerk customers.

Can't decide between swimming or running tonight. I'm worse at swimming than running, but have more fun swimming. And swimming exercise programs are so tedious to read...

R̲E̲M̲I̲N̲D̲E̲R̲

It is not monday that you hate. It is capitalism.

Political Anxiety Afficher plus

Political Anxiety Afficher plus

Welcome to mastodon. Here's your courses on French and Japanese, a "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" bumpersticker, and a fresh pineapple for some reason.

I really hate this thing where "not knowing stuff" is kind of the worst thing that someone can admit in tech-world. This is why so many people struggle to learn things, are afraid to ask questions,...

All these "everyone knows this!"-guys and their not very funny "jokes" are just so not useful or helpful. Especially in spaces that are MEANT for learning things!

reminder that :

1) :sparkles: if something makes you happy it's not a waste of time :sparkles:

2) :fire: capitalism sucks! :fire:

Should I get brave enough for this gender affirming pool party on campus? I do have a swimsuit and a body...

Holy shit now this is some seriously good internet detective work. the founder of /r/RedPill is a minor republican representative in the New Hampshire state legislature.

thedailybeast.com/articles/201

I'm sleepy but I also want to gripe about feelings like how faceapp makes me dysphoric that I can't afford FFS and I haven't even installed the stupid thing.

My epilator plucked the heck out of me. I'm watching as a SILKY SMOOTH GIRL, and if that's not my awkward dream from middle school, what is?

if you go to the grocery store, make sure not to forget

[Bauhaus voice] BELA LUGOSI'S BREAD

People act like I'm emotionally intelligent when I talk about transition and I feel like a fraud. I don't have very strong emotions and I transitioned largely to try feel more without my dysphoric detachment. I am so jealous of people who can cry.

trans mushiness Afficher plus

Since I'm moving from mastodon.social to this new instance, I made a bot that I'm running on my old account. It responds to any new followers once, telling them where I've moved. Code is here, feel free to use/modify:

github.com/dariusk/mastodon-au

Note: it only works as well as the instance you're migrating from. So in my case, when mastodon.social is janky, the bot doesn't autoreply at all. No guarantees here.

trans/painful conversations/triggering Afficher plus

WAIT A GOSH DANG MINUTE

"lime" is "citron vert"? THEY ARE SEPARATE FRU-

*remembers "potato" and "sweet potato"*