✨Spirit Halloween⚧Femme✨ a changé de compte pour @ikea_femme@octodon.social :
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✨Spirit Halloween⚧Femme✨ @ikea_femme@witches.town

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The extent of my social life is rolling my eyes in unison with retail employees after they get jerk customers.

I wish someone would write a cookbook written for people with uneven amounts of energy and executive function. Not "lazy" people who don't want to cook, or busy people who have the energy to cook but just want to be done quickly.

Just like, "Hey, I'm depressed and I'd rather not go to McDonald's, is there anything I can do with some veggies about to go bad and some basic appliances? Please understand I'm not in the mood to chop a bunch of shit or dirty things."

I love the creative color constant names in the official APIs of the two largest bytecode platforms in the industry. Like opening a box of crayons.

.NET -
msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/libra

Java -
docs.oracle.com/javase/8/javaf

Special shoutouts to LavenderBlush, Honeydew, OldLace, Peru, Thistle, PapayaWhip, SeaShell, and Moccasin.

u know i don't think i even particularly mind answering clueless cis Questions but hearing the placating way cis ppl say "can i............. ask you something?" makes me want to instantly die

sorry that i complain so much about cis people. one of them bought me mochi ice cream today so they're not all bad

Thinking about buying an epilator now that I'm around half a year on hrt and still have dark chest hairs. Any other girls tried them? Laser is too expensive, shaving is time consuming and depressing.

protip: don't use computers. It will only end in suffering.

And just because I love ghosts, there's also this one

Et vu que j'aime bien les fantômes, il y a aussi celui là

thanks to french i keep looking at "manage data" and thinking "eat data"

toot in arabic is توت which means blueberry

frusturated potty mouth Afficher plus

lol but seriously this one askme pile-on screwed with my mood all day and my fiancee agree's it's crazy and people are inferring a ton about me from one pseudoanon question. I might chat about this in DMs here or on mefi if anyone wants to sanity-check me.

In the future, I'll just hold close to my heart the knowledge I should always, always DTMFA.

Is it possible to subtweet an entire community weblog?

straight people: you /never/ see many queers hanging out with each other, that's not realistic

queers: okay but what if 40000 of us make our own gay leftist social network and also call everything toots

hanging out with my cis guy pals from pre-transition in chunky heeled booties like witches.town/media/kUg6DsRvqkr

@dconley The main issue with "male as default" is that it goes only one way; essentially, it's girls taking up male terms to feel less low, but the men never stop *seeing them* as female first, therefore less, no matter what words they use... (See: "guys" as gender-neutral... Have you ever heard a straight man talk of the "guys" he's slept with? Only girls think it's neutral at all! ^^° )

So, it doesn't actually address the gender issue at all, it only hides it. :/