✨Spirit Halloween⚧Femme✨ @ikea_femme@witches.town

#exodus #introduction #introductions I'm moving back to octodon. https://octodon.social/web/accounts/3229 Ikea_femme@octodon.social

Love ya all, witches.

The extent of my social life is rolling my eyes in unison with retail employees after they get jerk customers.

Signed up for the HER dating app, and get a billion messages from a nearby trans femme critiquing my selfies.

The fuck? Was she trying to be trans maternal or neg me or both?

I just saw an okcupid profile where the "what am i doing with my life" said "proud cuck," and I can't tell whether it's an ironic joke, a nazi political statement, a democratic party political statement, or an expression of sexual kink.

in short, no.

Although I think the cashiers were kind of not sure which one should handle me. One teen ended up shoving her coworker to the counter.

I made sure to say "Thanks" extra deep.

I've come to rationalize eating at chick fil a as a way of exposing weird christian kids to the reality that some people are trans, and it's rad as fuck. you can just be who you want to be, live your life, and it's sick.

also the food was too salty before but on spiro it tastes amazing.

and dan cathy's dead.

My eyes have that sort of "I wish you knew how to cry" feeling.

Like, I feel a kind of sinus tension thinking about that song from Nancy.

I had a great time in the park for an internet meetup, but I kind of wish I hadn't listened to the episode of Nancy with the song from Manifest Pussy or having biological clock feelings, because so many pregnant women were there to get glamour shots.

Apparently, that's a thing now. As is my brain deciding "Hey, you know how we can't make a little person in us? Maybe we should do that thing we can't do."

Plus, I hate that this new flavor of dysphoria makes me feel like I'll just be a decorative woman at best, in terms of how society assigns women roles around mothering. It's gross, it's imprinted on me.

Yikes, Google News.

wait a second

my old bike shorts fit kind of like a gaffe should, I think?

This changes very little, as I have no interest in looking like a Tour de France feller who got fat, never took off shorts.

Ugh. I can't believe electro is so expensive, and I am so broke. I just want to not shave every morning and laser isn't getting me there.

@ikea_femme cis and trans people compliment me on my face, and yet I don't trust them.

Stupid brain.

Being stuck in traffic as a passenger makes it real easy to fixate. I wish I never knew ffs was a thing, and that I had time to do my makeup this morning, and that the light was more flattering, and so on.

But I'm broke and can't even afford to think about it. So I have to worry about getting a software job after I graduate in a few months. Even scarier.

He wants to learn how to knit, and he's describing losing a ton of weight and still having trouble being comfortable with his body! 🤔

Looking through OKCupid and I find a match that describes himself uncomfortably similarly to egg-me. He seems okay, but I probably won't be clicking the like button or messaging because I can't shake the feeling I'd crack him and then need to post a buncha #trans 101 shit over IM. It's irrational.

Just remembered the first time I shaved my legs, and got a nostalgic wave of gender euphoria.

:3

would it be cisphobic to tell my uncle to stop pissing on the fucking toilet rim?

he's a dentist so surely he understands what hygienic is. it's french for "don't piss on the fucking toilet rim and if you do wipe it down like a big boy."

but i get that pissing standing up is a big part of cismale culture. but i know ill get blamed even though i pee sitting down out of habit.