✨Spirit Halloween⚧Femme✨ @ikea_femme@witches.town
I'm a #trans woman in spitting distance of NYC ⚧
I like to shoot #photographs on #film
And I have another account on @ikea_femme & #metafilter
because i read with my own two eyes an op-ed saying that the first couple waves of mastodon users were people who "couldn't handle opposing viewpoints" let me break it down for those who haven't figured it out yet:
it's not that we can't handle opposing viewpoints, it's that all of y'all keep treating being an asshole like some sort of ironic coolguy thing to do and we all find you insufferable and none of us can stand being around you
a mastodon instance where the only interface is over an open ssh environment (not telnet, so it's encrypted)
How to make myself no longer know ffs is a thing? The thought of spending $10,000 to like what I see in the mirror more often sounds oddly not insane to me, a broke trans girl. I tend fixate on my big caveman brow. Pics for reference, as I have no objectivity because of my own dysphoria. https://witches.town/media/Eyan0SXZ3zCDAUVEFMw https://witches.town/media/apUcFJoyfvlVIb9zVCo
Yesterday's #OOTD. I'm a ballerina from Jupiter!
Like, they knew me as a guy and I'm full-time as a trans woman now.
Going to my partner's family Easter dinner. Her folks thoughtfully outed me, and I'm not sure that's for the best or not.
They better have the biggest basket of egg Reese's.
here is an old photo of Orrin Hatch holding a Doom 2 box and looking concerned https://mastodon.social/media/r0d2PGpGKtcdVzIom9g
#TransAnnoyances
when you're ready to go full time but you trip coming down the stairs and your expensive new pronouns shatter on the floor
#TransAnnoyances
when your mom is all "get in the box son" and you say "fuck you mom i'm a girl remember" and she replies "sorry this is so new to me, get in the box my daughter" and you allow yourself a smile as she spot-welds the steel lid, leaving you in the dark with the weevils
🎼Buff girls!
🎵Buff friends
🎶Hanging out together~
🎵Sharing interests, in physical Fitness
And workin' ooooout~
Everyone else in this comic book store is bald and caring a baby, and I'm just walking around with my testes in my abdomen like some asshole.
How does a sexually inexperienced vanilla person get... not that?
Friends: "I'm so sad that the NES Classic has been discontinued!"
Me: *looks at Raspberry Pi and notices that a 64GB MiniSD card is like, $30*
*puts down The Big Book Of French Swears and picks up The Big Book of Japanese Swears*
it's a new era
666 caractères ?
Mais ceci est formidable !
guys if we can post 666 characters, does this mean other instances can still eat our toots?
WITCHES IS BACK
sorry you can see my postes again
EAT :clap: ESTROGEN :clap: EVERY :clap: DAY