✨Spirit Halloween⚧Femme✨ @ikea_femme@witches.town

@ikea_femme the worst part is I've been up from 10 am on my day off. I don't think this is that bad

Can't find my dentist in my provider directory, so I had to schedule with a random one. My mom responds to this by telling me my teeth look bad and my disorganization will catch up to me. That I should have been up since morning working on this. I hate living with these lectures.

Customer calls me miss one time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYkxCzBszOQ

Huh, Seagate tools reported a drive failure so that's fun. Time to think of what's at all useful on this computer I mostly slack around on.

I should really get in on the positive thinking self-help book pseudocult racket.

Like, not directly, but through the karmic auras that make shit break. Tedious computer shit makes me think bad vibes can cause cosmic rays to wreck your stuff.

The fact even the gif is broken is yet another sign this thing is hecked up https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-13-2015/_FxfM3.gif

It's the kind of numbers that make me wonder what the hell broke that bad to get that reading. https://witches.town/media/KKfPwfZAwu-TnKIsLrA

I hate how slow this hard drive is on my "fast" desktop replacement laptop, but my "fast" laptop is from 2013 so I'm not sure I should spend money on it.

It's a magnetic hard disk that Windows diagnostics says is transferring at 1.2 mbps. Weird and annoying, especially on the computer that's meant for games and CPU intensive stuff my Atom netbook shouldn't do faster. But the ssd makes that one "feel" faster!

I think my coworkers officially think I'm a cis. I lifted a 20 inch terracotta planter and they were all, "Damn, ikea_femme, do you work out or something?" And it was all I could do not to say, "I am lazy and on spironolactone and my broad shoulders are my albatross, I am glad my muscle structure amuses you."

@ikea_femme it shouldn't be such a factor, but cis ideas that plastic surgery is for vain weirdos is a big thing scaring me away from any kind of surgery. Even relatively mundane, "This looks weird or makes me dysphoric" surgeries a cis person wouldn't consider.

Ty mom's tivo for suggesting Botched from E! A quality morning reminder people will think less of me if I save up for any kind of surgery and there's a good chance the drs I can afford will fuck up!

The fact estradiol and generic Adderall look exactly the same is probably fuel for some kind of stupid comedy hijinks.

Thinking about rolling a mastodon bot to replace a dead Birdsite bot. Is there a preferred instance for that?