I'm this close to asking a navy recruiter to elaborate on whatever the fuck he meant that my transition "must be done 18 months" before I'd enlist.

Also, I find it weird I can be such an obnoxious leftist online, but really fall for the naval officers' program pitch so well. It just sounds cool as hell.

And the well-written Navy manual for transitioning servicepeople kind of caught me off guard and my tearducts tickle?

Ughhhh I need to read something reminding me our president is crazy and likely to make any military job hell.