tfw your phone buzzes because of an e-mail and you're like oh god no please don't be somebody asking about something I said I'd do
harsh truth from clickhole: http://www.clickhole.com/article/grim-reality-income-inequality-orgy-deserts-poor-u-6579
bonjour mes friends
vidal sassoon was a jewish antifascist street fighter: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/vidal-sassoon-sasson-nazis-mosely-blackshirts-jews-339572
ran across this quote I pulled from a book review a long time ago:
Fuck all of the nuance. Fuck all of the hipster stuff about growing a beard and keeping a chicken in your backyard and eating like Gwyneth Paltrow. We’re gonna fuck like it’s 1976.
great, somebody gave out cookies with like these orange chip things and one fell out and got on my chair and I totally sat on it and now I have an odd orange streak on my shorts
my mother is apparently going to sing at carnegie hall
american weather Afficher plus
reeeally feeling it in my hip today. happy birthday to me!
So I totally fucked up my left hip playing softball tonight. FML.
#softball game tonight. ready to dominate.
#AFAB: all fascists are bastards.
It just HAPPENS to be where Josh lives!
West Covina! California!
my toe hurts -> I hope it's not gout -> how much port DO I drink?