the g z t gazette @gzt@witches.town

bonjour mes friends. I've been away for a little while because I'm too lazy to log in.

Wow I haven't been around in a few days and just scrolled waaaaay back on cauldron. #acab

Hey everybody

the main authors are going to try to get it published in Science. will probably fall quite short but, um, that would be great for my resume

Fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you Rod Dreher.

To Donald Trump:

Fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you, Donald Trump!

это нормально

we're all fucked. with GOP control of Congress, they will do the best they can to just stop the investigation and play it all off as normal. the GOP votes will just watch Fox and they'll be told, oh, yeah, this is all fine, this is not abnormal. even the "liberal" media is not adequately conveying how FRIGGIN NUTS the Comey firing is. Klaxons should be going off.

http://babylonbee.com/news/sbc-approves-hail-reagan-prayer-congregational-use/

The Babylon Bee guy is a bit of an asshole, but this is a good joke.

So as I was leaving the bus I saw that somebody had photographed my minimalist sandals (the DIY ones from Xero Shoes) and was like texting it to somebody and I'm like, man, are they approving or disapproving? I had to get off the bus so I didn't have time to react and ask, but that was a little odd.

for non-Americans: typical tip at restaurant is 15% but people typically do more.

So a friend of mine was telling me about how her mother-in-law was in town and she tipped only SIX PERCENT, apparently because Seattle had increased the minimum wage so apparently servers don't need the tips anymore. First, it's only at like $11 right now. Second, that's unfortunatley not how it works, though, sure, ideally we'll get to the point where people get a damn living wage and we don't tip anymore, like in most places.

I feel like I go through and like a lot more things than other people - is it work to hit the like button a lot? I can do it less if it wierds you out.

i don't wanna work, i just wanna bang on my drum all day

All Republicans are Bastards. I would have made that into an acronym but that doesn't work right.

uhg that person complained to somebody i'm up shit creek.

Now I can get on that other thing I have overdue where the prof is like, uh, I really need that analysis for the paper, it's been a long time, if you can't do it, can you please please give it to somebody else?

yesssssss the guy i'm meeting with was like, dude, i have to finish this grading, can we do it next week? and i'm like, YES IF WE HAVE TO I GUESS.

I want to crawl under my desk.

today at 11: dooooom