[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain@witches.town
Moving to @guerrillablack
I write fantasy sometimes. Read my stuff here: https://www.wattpad.com/user/guerrillarain or here: https://guerrillarain.blog
Please don't ever do this. If someone doesn't propose to you, it's because they don't want to get married (yet).
Maybe they're not ready.
Maybe they don't know how to be a spouse.
Maybe it's better tax-wise not to.
Maybe they're waiting for something.
Maybe they're against the institution of marriage.
Maybe they're afraid things will change for the worst.
Maybe they want to be sure, and don't like take-backsies bc they've seen marriages crumble in their family.
Pushing them into it is likely to cause a shit ton of problems and like, don't you want them to do it of their own volition?
...weirdos.
@guerrillarain and all that "I don't wanna marry but I have to". Here it's common marriage memorabilia with "game over" all over it... Why are you even marrying?
heteros: I had to twist my husband's arm into proposing!!!! ahahahahahaha lololol
...dear lord.
@guerrillarain omg I could rant about this for ages ... Why?!
"my girlfriend regularly tells me to fuck off and that she doesn't want me around haha!!"
...yall so weird.
hetero people obsessed with pretending they hate their significant others is creepy
@guerrillarain It's a nihilistic smoke-more-weed watch the world burn doctrine. As well as a hatred of the reasonably successful.
I don't think the Simpsons was ever really for kids, AFAICT. It was for the people we call edgelords now.
(HEY I wonder why neofascism is a thing now! I wonder why young people disengaged! MEDIA HAS NO EFFECT LOLZ)
> pick a dead end and chill out till you die
I wasn't quite of age, but that was sort of the epitome of so much 90s culture to me (of course tendrils went both ways in time past that). I
That is almost the entire *point* of the Big Lebowski, AFAICT. Along with other shows featuring "lovable losers".
I resent that idea - burn bright and hot, succeed, dream and strive!
This is a perfect example of an amazing amazing read that really made me hate the Simpsons.
I didn't plan to get all moody today but here I am. A huge blog post about why The Simpsons has become less popular and also why The Simpsons tv show hates and tortures Lisa more than everyone else.
wig details Afficher plus
@suetanvil @guerrillarain *reduce* (not remove)
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You can upgrade to Gold to reduce sponsored stress dreams.
@guerrillarain But how will they ever top Charla? Such a cool design. ^_^ (Finally had to glue around the heel on one of mine, a few weeks ago - the upper had split at the sole seam)
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Sponsored content? In your dreams!
me: *running from mysterious killer in my dream*
My brain: You and your killer should go check out the newest Persephone boots from Doc Martens as a bonding exercise.
me: I'm stressed out because there is not enough time in the week for my hobbies.
My brain: OK but what about shopping for more boots???
It's getting harder and harder to work out problems in my dreams, because I'll be talking out my problems and then materialize in a Doc Martens store.
celebrity death Afficher plus
Bad date idea Afficher plus
@guerrillarain A hedgehog eating out of a takeout box is a cute image, even if they probably shouldn't, lmao