@guerrillarain nailed it! you are doing great!
is it a meme is it a mech?
it's a mememech!
THIS POST
IS A MECH
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Did I nail it? I am a horrible shitposter tbh
MEMES ON MASTO
ARE HELLA SOPHISTICATED
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THIS POST
IS GOOD
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@guerrillarain I use Alarmy, which is an iOS app that you can't turn off without doing a task. I set it to needing to scan the barcode of my deodorant, which is in my bathroom.
However, then I started doing that and going back to bed 😬
"There is no Twitter without Black Twitter, but black people are not protected by Twitter’s anti-abuse policies. Instead, we’re targeted by Twitter’s biased algorithms, and then Twitter steals our stuff." - @GenieLauren@twitter.com
https://www.theroot.com/twitter-stole-from-me-and-they-can-steal-from-you-too-1823548501
Nothing says "Wake the fuck up" quite like angry brass instruments in your living room tbh
Okay, new challenge for the week:
I am going to wake up to JUPITER, BRINGER OF JOLLITY, playing in my living room, AND will also drink a full glass of water right before bed.
I will also recharge my Jawbone (if I can find it???) because that vibrating on my wrist was hella annoying but effective.
Checkmate, brain.
@guerrillarain i drink a massive glass of water right before i go to bed.
Even if EYE don't wanna get up, my bladder the real boss and I ain't trying to piss in the bed, ya know?
@guerrillarain with difficulties
@guerrillarain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@guerrillarain cats. who expect to be fed. and let me know. LOUDLY. :| it's really hard to keep sleeping through plaintive howls and door-scratching, even with the bedroom door closed.
I'm not sure I can really say I wake up
@guerrillarain The universe is conspiring against you.
I think I ask this like every three months, but like, how do you just wake up in the morning?