[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain@witches.town
Moving to @guerrillablack
I write fantasy sometimes. Read my stuff here: https://www.wattpad.com/user/guerrillarain or here: https://guerrillarain.blog
@guerrillarain That’s disturbing even at one remove. Literal Satan is right.
refusing to use the oxford comma
in print documents https://witches.town/media/aMutw0TogTstJDUH2Z8
my client refuses to use oxford commas and actually makes me change it back when i use them
omg i am literally working with satan
@shoutcacophony @guerrillarain
omg the son of a friend loved his violine too much but after scraping it for three good years they forced him to stop. they couldn't bear it a single day longer. I felt so sorry because the boy was all along really enthusiastic and maybe some time later he would have stopped scraping.
all of my white friends when they come back from seeing Black Panther:
I feel like Black women really what made it good.
I'm so proud. I've taught them so well.
thank Celeste Ng for blessing my life twice over
(and probably a third time, I haven't read your first book yet but it's on my list)
Little Fires Everywhere is getting a TV mini-series
omg
Today is World Book Day so I GUESS I gotta take another trip to the bookstore.......... What can ya do??? https://witches.town/media/U7U9VYUwhcSzuL7ajkM
last last last toot about music things (for now lmao) BUT I am probably going to record myself playing so would anyone be interested in seeing those videos?
me: *complains about a sheet of music because there is nowhere to breathe*
also me: *melts inside because this is fun anyway*
honey: was learning to play bass guitar hard?
me: my fingertips were bruised purple and then they calloused so that wasn't fun
honey:
me: *lists 9 million more reasons about the benefits of music and instruments*
"How to play violin: you scrape until you're not scraping anymore.
possible success indicators include: "that sounded nice", declining probability of abruptly closed doors and "I'm trying to support you here, but""
HAMLET: I do not well understand that. Will you play upon
this pipe?
GUILDENSTERN: My lord, I cannot.
HAMLET: I pray you.
GUILDENSTERN: Believe me, I cannot.
HAMLET: I do beseech you.
GUILDENSTERN: I know no touch of it, my lord.
HAMLET: 'Tis as easy as lying: govern these ventages with your fingers and thumb, give it breath with your mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music.
Look you, these are the stops.
honey: what is the kit for
me: my pads are ruined so it's leaking air
him: but you don't cover all of the holes all the time. there are 16 holes but you only have 10 fingers.
me: science
lmao and as I was explaining what the repair kit was for, honey asked if I could teach him how to play my flute
and he's like
"so how does it work"
idk you cover some holes, blow in there, play with air pressure and pretty noise comes out eventually
Give me any concentration in the world and I could make a connection to the benefits of music lessons.
honey: I would teach them more about computers and programming
me: *recites statistics about the links between playing music, concentration, logic problems, and math*
honey: if we have children are you gonna make them take music lessons?
me: I mean they can stop if they dont like it but *recites 9 million statistics about the benefits for music lessons for children and what happens when you take music lessons out of schools*
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