[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain@witches.town
Moving to @guerrillablack
I write fantasy sometimes. Read my stuff here: https://www.wattpad.com/user/guerrillarain or here: https://guerrillarain.blog
Airplanes are gracious metal birds in the sky.
@suetanvil it's too dangerous you can't risk it
I don't *think* that's correct but I don't want to take any chances.
Waking up early in the morning is a white supremacist concept.
@BillyKaplan It still holds up
Rumors by Lindsay Lohan is a bop.
@kellycrow @guerrillarain dicks out for satan
@guerrillarain and furthermore,
@guerrillarain I mean...what can I say
@shoutcacophony naked, hairy, refusal to bow down to white men
sign me up!!
@guerrillarain Satan is great, actually
This is like the fourth or fifth time in my life where someone has tried to tell me that Satan is the kind of best friend I need, so okay universe, I'm taking the hint!!
It took John Milton an entire epic to accidentally make Satan look like the good guy and this guy does it in a single tweet!
Santa Clarita Diet is coming back to Netflix omg omg omg YES!!!!!!!!!!!
all jokes aside, satanism is like super empowering so it really isn't a lie.
@guerrillarain
I think it was too late at that point xD
He made us look good and that's what matters~
@guerrillarain Fascinating. Don't stop talking, Matt. Say more, Matt