[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain@witches.town
Moving to @guerrillablack
I write fantasy sometimes. Read my stuff here: https://www.wattpad.com/user/guerrillarain or here: https://guerrillarain.blog
wig details Afficher plus
@suetanvil @guerrillarain *reduce* (not remove)
@guerrillarain
You can upgrade to Gold to reduce sponsored stress dreams.
@guerrillarain But how will they ever top Charla? Such a cool design. ^_^ (Finally had to glue around the heel on one of mine, a few weeks ago - the upper had split at the sole seam)
@suetanvil in my DREAMS
Fucking capitalists
@guerrillarain
Sponsored content? In your dreams!
me: *running from mysterious killer in my dream*
My brain: You and your killer should go check out the newest Persephone boots from Doc Martens as a bonding exercise.
me: I'm stressed out because there is not enough time in the week for my hobbies.
My brain: OK but what about shopping for more boots???
It's getting harder and harder to work out problems in my dreams, because I'll be talking out my problems and then materialize in a Doc Martens store.
celebrity death Afficher plus
Bad date idea Afficher plus
@swordjaw cute little spiky butt just sticking out 👌🏾
@guerrillarain A hedgehog eating out of a takeout box is a cute image, even if they probably shouldn't, lmao
@green I'm like one of those demonic tropes where plants just go limp and die in proximity to me...
guess I will keep the animals at arm's length.
food + insects joke Afficher plus
@guerrillarain @alice yeah, the salmonella thing is a definite showstopper. but turtles! but... salmonella! >____<
@green omgggg my boss once gifted me an orchid but I suck at plants so it died so she got me another and another 😭
food + insects joke Afficher plus
The only reason I haven't overthrown the honey regime and gotten a hedgehog is because half the time I don't even have the marbles to feed myself
can I feed another living creature too????? idk? do hedgehogs like takeout?