[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain@witches.town

@Egg that sounds exclusively ridiculously peak american to me

@chao muahahaha

home of the cowboys

1) Ranch Dressing (it is amazing and I will fight anyone who suggests otherwise idc idc)

2) The KKK

3) Britney Spears (also amazing)

4) Guns?????????

5) The fucking phrase "Melting Pot" (I swear to god, I used to hear it like once a week as a kid)

6) Destabilizing governments for resources

7) Superiority Complex

8) Capitalism in excess

9) ??????????

Turns out, International Non-Binary Day is July 14th which is also Bastille Day so I interpret this sign to mean we should seize the armory and have a global nonbinary takeover.

@amylsacks coffee will have you seeing your past present and future looooool

Thai Iced Tea is the best beverage on this planet.

$21,000/year for french immersion pre school

la peau du cul quoi 💀

@kelseyz looooooool

but usually you can tell, right?

i.e. everybody knows Twitter is overwhelming cishet white men so them providing stats isn't doing them favors

Pro-tip, publishing "diversity" statistics when the majority of your company or community is white, male, cis, able-bodied, and hetero a self-own and you should probably stop doing it.

@alice lmaooooo I am getting my money's worth

I'm only a few pages in, but it's basically a coming-of-age book for two sensitive Mexican-American boys in the 80s and the importance of friendship and family, and I think they're gonna fall in love. I can feel it.

#Currentlyreading "Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe" by Benjamin Alire Sáenz 👌🏾