I hate FSA so fucking much, the government and their student loan bullshit can go fuck themselves.
Student Loans Collector: Hi!!! We've decided to more than double how much you pay per month!!!!! :)))))
Me: Uh. No.
Student Loans Collector: No? Well go apply here.
Me: Fine.
Student Loans Collector: Oh, and here!!!!
*goes to FSA website*
FSA: *refuses to ever fucking let me log in so I have to change my password but can't use any previous passwords but my previous passwords never fucking worked to begin with*
Fuck the whole fucking process!!!!! Fuck em all, blood sucking devil leeches!!!!!
Department of Education: I've noticed that you owe $50,000 for a university degree that couldn't get you a paying job. Would you like to sign up for direct deposit to decrease your interest rate by .2% ? :)))))))))))))
you can fuck the fuck right off.
Department of Education: If you die, we will just bill your parents. Oh, don't forget that time we put out an arrest warrant for unpaid student loans.
hell is empty, and the demons have congregated to build the United fucking States.