@chao is it???? 😱 😱

@guerrillarain

well, I've often heard about deep-fried mars bars, at least.

@chao 😍 well clearly i'm in the wrong place

@guerrillarain @chao Mars bars, haggis, pizza... no butter or Oreos as far as I know, but it’s definitely a thing.

(Related link from English satire site: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/scottish-expedition-discovers-then-deep-fries-massive-prawn-201202034855 )

@chao @guerrillarain ...actually, butter confirmed (in IRN Bru batter), along with creme eggs: http://www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/food_and_drink/latest/13215531.Eight_Scottish_foods_that_they_re_too_scared_to_serve_anywhere_else/

@guerrillarain @chao Actually i can't remember if the fast food places in Scotland are still open anymore where if you want to order off menu you can just bring them *a food* and they will batter and fry it for you right there... But i wouldn't be surprised.

@Ashrand @chao yall stop, imma cry this sounds so lovely