1) Ranch Dressing (it is amazing and I will fight anyone who suggests otherwise idc idc)

2) The KKK

3) Britney Spears (also amazing)

4) Guns?????????

5) The fucking phrase "Melting Pot" (I swear to god, I used to hear it like once a week as a kid)

6) Destabilizing governments for resources

7) Superiority Complex

8) Capitalism in excess

9) ??????????

@guerrillarain

ranch dressing is an even vaguer name than brown sauce, and I consider that impressive.

@chao muahahaha

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