In the main meeting area, they were reenacting the fucking Passion of Christ

Annie and I went to catholic school. We already seent it.

I went up to the dudes at the doors and said I need to leave.

"You can't leave until the skit is over."

I held up my phone. "My mother is a lawyer, her mom's a judge, open this door now or you're in trouble. We're minors."

I thought I was hot shit but it didn't work. We were stuck in there for 20 minutes until the skit was over.

Then we left.

All Annie had to say was "She was trying to talk to me about abstinence but does it count if you're a lesbian?"

GURL