"Annie, we should get going. Here I got you a slice. Did you get her number?"

She didn't hear a damn word because she's all 😍

...gurl

I go to the door. "Whatcha doin with the chains, buddy....?"

He said that nobody gets to leave until they finish the "skit"

I go back to grab Annie. Still goofing over the girl, who mentions that she's part of this organization.

Of course she is.

"Annie it's time to go. Now."

I drag her to the doors and voila, there are chains and padlocks. This isn't legal.

Annie doesn't care because she has free pizza and she talked to a pretty girl. I fucken swear.