**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 01 mar. 2018, 00:42

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 01 mar. 2018, 00:42

[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain

01 mar. 2018, 00:42

Guerrilla runs into sketchy cult #1 (cw food) Afficher plus

So, as a teen, my friend and I would go into the city once a week because there was like a free, all ages festival during the summer. Cool cool.

One day, we saw "Free Pizza Ages 18 and under" written in chalk on the sidewalk.

I'm a teenager. I'm going to get the free pizza. She's game, I'm game, we have the buddy system, let's do this.

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 01 mar. 2018, 00:44

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 01 mar. 2018, 00:44

01 mar. 2018, 00:44

[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain

Guerrilla runs into sketchy cult #1 (cw food), part 2 Afficher plus

We follow the chalk arrows to this meeting hall. There are plenty of other youths gathering. Totally not sketchy!!

Some college-aged dude is at the entrance. Says the food is inside. Cool cool.

I see the boxes and boxes and boxes of pizza on a table. Sweet! I grab a plate, and look behind me. Where's my friend? She saw a pretty girl.

That's cool, I got my pizza. I'll go walk around a bit.

I see the college-aged dude walking towards the door with chains.

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 2018-03-01T00:49:10Z

[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain

Guerrilla runs into sketchy cult #1 (cw food), part 3 Afficher plus

"Annie, we should get going. Here I got you a slice. Did you get her number?"

She didn't hear a damn word because she's all 😍

...gurl

I go to the door. "Whatcha doin with the chains, buddy....?"

He said that nobody gets to leave until they finish the "skit"

I go back to grab Annie. Still goofing over the girl, who mentions that she's part of this organization.

Of course she is.

"Annie it's time to go. Now."

I drag her to the doors and voila, there are chains and padlocks. This isn't legal.

Annie doesn't care because she has free pizza and she talked to a pretty girl. I fucken swear.

01 mar. 2018, 00:49 · 2 · 5

**Kara Dreamer ⚧** @kara@occult.camp · 01 mar. 2018, 00:51

**Kara Dreamer ⚧** @kara@occult.camp · 01 mar. 2018, 00:51

01 mar. 2018, 00:51

Kara Dreamer ⚧ @kara@occult.camp

Guerrilla runs into sketchy cult #1 (cw food), part 3 Afficher plus

@guerrillarain wooah

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 01 mar. 2018, 00:53

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 01 mar. 2018, 00:53

01 mar. 2018, 00:53

[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain

Guerrilla runs into sketchy cult #1, part 4/4 Afficher plus

In the main meeting area, they were reenacting the fucking Passion of Christ

Annie and I went to catholic school. We already seent it.

I went up to the dudes at the doors and said I need to leave.

"You can't leave until the skit is over."

I held up my phone. "My mother is a lawyer, her mom's a judge, open this door now or you're in trouble. We're minors."

I thought I was hot shit but it didn't work. We were stuck in there for 20 minutes until the skit was over.

Then we left.

All Annie had to say was "She was trying to talk to me about abstinence but does it count if you're a lesbian?"

GURL

**proble(math)ic** @Dalmaty · 01 mar. 2018, 01:30

**proble(math)ic** @Dalmaty · 01 mar. 2018, 01:30

01 mar. 2018, 01:30

proble(math)ic @Dalmaty

Guerrilla runs into sketchy cult #1, part 4/4 Afficher plus

@guerrillarain Annie bloody hell

**Your's Truly 👊🏿** @somarasu@hex.bz · 01 mar. 2018, 01:28

**Your's Truly 👊🏿** @somarasu@hex.bz · 01 mar. 2018, 01:28

01 mar. 2018, 01:28

Your's Truly 👊🏿 @somarasu@hex.bz

Guerrilla runs into sketchy cult #1 (cw food), part 3 Afficher plus

@guerrillarain Annie almost got flirty fished.