"Annie, we should get going. Here I got you a slice. Did you get her number?"

She didn't hear a damn word because she's all 😍

...gurl

I go to the door. "Whatcha doin with the chains, buddy....?"

He said that nobody gets to leave until they finish the "skit"

I go back to grab Annie. Still goofing over the girl, who mentions that she's part of this organization.

Of course she is.

"Annie it's time to go. Now."

I drag her to the doors and voila, there are chains and padlocks. This isn't legal.

Annie doesn't care because she has free pizza and she talked to a pretty girl. I fucken swear.

@guerrillarain wooah

In the main meeting area, they were reenacting the fucking Passion of Christ

Annie and I went to catholic school. We already seent it.

I went up to the dudes at the doors and said I need to leave.

"You can't leave until the skit is over."

I held up my phone. "My mother is a lawyer, her mom's a judge, open this door now or you're in trouble. We're minors."

I thought I was hot shit but it didn't work. We were stuck in there for 20 minutes until the skit was over.

Then we left.

All Annie had to say was "She was trying to talk to me about abstinence but does it count if you're a lesbian?"

GURL

@guerrillarain Annie bloody hell

@guerrillarain Annie almost got flirty fished.