**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 2018-02-27T01:24:38Z

[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain

Facebook: Hi, we noticed that you haven't sold us your firstborn yet. Would you like to fix that? What about your soul? Did I mention we have targeted ads for you in Hell?

27 fév. 2018, 01:24 · 35 · 45

**Andrey** @andrey@medsos.web.id · 27 fév. 2018, 02:44

**Andrey** @andrey@medsos.web.id · 27 fév. 2018, 02:44

@guerrillarain hahaha

**carbunkle** @carbunkle@infosec.exchange · 28 fév. 2018, 04:27

**carbunkle** @carbunkle@infosec.exchange · 28 fév. 2018, 04:27

@guerrillarain what's your current best offer?

**TheOuterLinux ✅** @TheOuterLinux@mastodon.social · 28 fév. 2018, 05:44

**TheOuterLinux ✅** @TheOuterLinux@mastodon.social · 28 fév. 2018, 05:44

@guerrillarain Facebook: Please hold your child's face up to the Window's 10 Skype webcam so Cortona can witness and data collect the soul exchange for a better Windows experience and your receipt will be delivered to your phone's location by Amazon delivery drone. If we can't make your pseudo reality pleasant, please Google your problem to view to a tailored answer in which we will make note of the next time you open any one of our popular apps because text messaging isn't "turnt."