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girl: The rest of my family is dead and I became a spy and have endured torture and enslavement for this organization because they promised to save my brother from being executed

this dude: ok but you don't even know how beautiful you are and i would like to kiss you

I want to set my kindle on fire.

the girl has two black eyes and he is thinking about kissing her

i'm calling the cops

[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain

I'm just saying, if my face was so battered my eyes were swollen shut and I did it for the revolution and somebody decided to romance me in that moment

I'm kicking everybody's ass

mmmm it's sexy when men get homicidal - this narrator right now

guy: I killed a lot of my friends and then I almost stabbed my best friend in the heart.

this girl: let's makeout

lawd have mercy you two deserve each other ya bunch of weirdos