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girl: The rest of my family is dead and I became a spy and have endured torture and enslavement for this organization because they promised to save my brother from being executed
this dude: ok but you don't even know how beautiful you are and i would like to kiss you
I want to set my kindle on fire.
the girl has two black eyes and he is thinking about kissing her
i'm calling the cops
I'm just saying, if my face was so battered my eyes were swollen shut and I did it for the revolution and somebody decided to romance me in that moment
I'm kicking everybody's ass
guy: I killed a lot of my friends and then I almost stabbed my best friend in the heart.
this girl: let's makeout
lawd have mercy you two deserve each other ya bunch of weirdos
mmmm it's sexy when men get homicidal - this narrator right now