@guerrillarain

1. I love avocado, but if you don’t salt it and add citrus, and preferably some chilies, it’s meh, but toast is trash.

2. Agreed in 90% of cases.

3. I’m literally allergic to them, so burn ‘em all.

@guerrillarain i was gonna say some stuff about 1 and 2 but really all that matters is that you are so very very right about eggplants

eggplants: the worst vegetable

throwback to that time I got on a weird kick and decided to publish a listicle about my favorite vegetables

@guerrillarain 1. Avocado should be on a very specific subset of dishes and mostly as guac.

2. I mean MAINSTREAM chocolate candy is. I see you, Hershey. 👀

3. Fuck yes.

@guerrillarain ... no disagreement here. 🤷

(I mean, I *like* chocolate... but so does the devil I'm sure.)

@guerrillarain 1 avocados are excellent but i honestly have pretty bland taste

2 i am the devil, thank you for my candy

3 yeah ur right