Me: I really want a samoyed.
Mom: That's not a dog, Guerrilla. That's a goddamn bear.
Me: It's beautiful.
Mom: That is literally the size of me.
Me: Precious.
@guerrillarain I think your mom is agreeing with you? She's certainly not saying anything against it.
@guerrillarain omg they're so beautiful. And soft. And beautiful.
@guerrillarain I think your mom is agreeing with you? She's certainly not saying anything against it.